Matrix Idea - Oh, Rosie! What Have You Done?

Kelly Davis
Last night, while hosting the Matrix Awards in NYC, Rosie O'Donnell managed to piss off her fans by flat out going too far this time. In an angry tirade against everyone's least favorite billionaire, O'Donnell grabbed her crotch and uttered the awful phrase *Eat me!*

Wow. I love Rosie, like all liberals, my friends and I have tirelessly defended her every last word, but I think we can all agree that the backlash for this incident will be BIG. After all this drama, I am personally shocked and horrified that in this time the Tom *Do you like my wig?* DeLay and Bill *FALAFEL* O'Reilly's intent to trash and silence her, she would let them win.

It seems like the Liberal side of the big fight may have finally had enough of the dirty tricks and lies from the Right. It also seems that some have let the drama get to them. Maybe the *fight fire with fire* idealogy has grabbed her and taken over.

Come ON baby girl, everyone was with you! Donald Trump is a JOKE. What, he's like a wrestler now? Nobody gives a shit what he says. He's a mildly retarded drone and the ball was in your court to walk away from this. Your fans expect you to be bigger than this. We expect you to take the high road in a 7th grade bitchfight with a useless, irrelavent jerkoff. You have invited this to go on, and nobody wants to see this shit.

It should also be mentioned that when Barbara Walters broke into the media back in the day, The Boys' Club of big news treated her like a errand girl. They pushed and pushed to the point that she was demeaned ON LIVE TV by another *Newsman* flat out accusing her of sleeping her way into her job. This should have angered her FAR MORE than a bald, loud idiot calling her fat, and yet Barbara remained dignified and cool as a cucumber.

Over the last few months, Rosie has become a spokesperson for the core beliefs of the Left. We have ferociously agreed with her when she's been attacked. We have written emails, left forum messages and written letters to make sure that someone, anyone gets the fact that she is supported by many. I personally love the fact that she says what she wants and doesn't give a shit what people think, but I can't defend this. Lady needs get a healthy perspective on how little the opinion of Donald Trump actually matters.

I must add that she said when Trump called her "disgusting" and "fat" she was sad because, "it was always my dream to give an old, bald billionaire a boner." This statement was pretty awesome, hilarious in my opinion, Rosie should have left it at that. For the sake of all loud, opinionated bitches everywhere, I hope that The Lady Rosie keeps up the good work, and stays out of the crap drama that certain *hair-challenged*, ugly old men are trying to suck her into.

Sources: http://dlisted.com/node/9099, http://www.nypost.com/seven/04242007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

Published by Kelly Davis

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