Mccain Has a Goldfish

John Mccain is nice man. He is a Senator. This means he serves in the Senate. He is part of the government. He wears a suit. He wears a Navy Hat. He has a hot vice presidential candidate. He is running for President. He is not walking fast. This means he seeks the office. He wants to be President. This is not President of Hartz Goldfish Food Company. This is for President of the United States. Some call this Commander in Chief. Some call this person in charge. Bill Clinton was part of Executive Branch. Monica Lewinsky found out about Executive Branch.

John Mccain has a lot of pets. He likes animals. He has dogs. He has cats. He has birds. He has three goldfish! Anyone with goldfish is nice person. He hugs his goldfish. He sings to his goldfish. He plays piano for his goldfish. He dances with his goldfish. He kisses goldfish. Only problem is his goldfish don't have names. Senator Mccain needs to name them. This is unfortunate. Confusion is easy with goldfish. They don't respond to him. If they don't have names they don't respond. They don't get the newspaper in the morning. They don't sit. They don't roll over. They don't play dead.(Not one of my favorite tricks) They don't heel. They don't respond well without name. Goldfish are smart animals. This means they have brains.

Mccain is nice man. He has goldfish. Would they be first fish if put into the Oval Office? Would they have protection from Secret Service? Secret service are people with suits. This means ties. They carry guns. They are strong. They protect the President. This means defend. They probably do not have goldfish. They have dogs. These dogs are big. They have large teeth. They like to bite. They are fed dog food. They do not get goldfish pellets. They protect to! John Mccain is nice man. His birds are nice to. His birds say "Senator Obama". They also say Lipstick Pig. They are nice.