McDonald's McNuggets 911 Call

Tfurby
No McDonald's McNuggets, oh no, oh my!
Don't call 911, I'll tell you why.
The cops will come and pick you up.
To jail you'll go to be locked up!

McDonald's McNuggets taste really great,
But when they run out, please hesitate.
Choose a substitution, a Big Mac maybe,
Don't call 911, if you do your crazy!

McDonald's won't refund your money?
Just pick something else to fill your tummy.
McDonald's McNuggets may taste good and all,
You won't get them in jail, after a 911 call!

Just ask the lady down Florida way,
McDonald's McNuggets for her, no none today.
She decided a refund was her only choice,
She called 911 to complain with her voice.

Maybe next time McDonald's McNuggets she craves,
She will ask McDonald's, "Do you have McNuggets today?"
If they do O.K., if they don't she'll survive,
at least she won't be in jail for the night.

There's a lesson to learn from this 911 call
McDonald's McNuggets, you don't need them at all!
Calling 911 for silly matters, will get you in trouble,
Just order a Quarter Pounder and make it a double!

Published by Tfurby

Tommie Sandlin enjoys family life, the outdoors, and writing. She has been writing articles via the internet for almost four years.  View profile

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  • Linda M. McCloud7/7/2009

    Cute.

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