Mean Twin

Baby A, and Baby B; tiny joys of thee,
Baby A, a girl, a precious gem to twirl-
Baby B, a boy, a stubborn angelic decoy-
Baby A, and Baby B; a tiny joy of thee.

Six weeks early, fighting every day for room, surely-
A kick here, a push there, elbows beware,
Wanting more room, no more tomb-
Six weeks early, fighting daily for room, surely.

Steroids they need, breathing to succeed,
Building their lungs, to use their tongues-
Wanting to scream, and not serene.
Steroids they need, breathing to succeed.

Here they come, graceful to some-
Same weight, and same fate,
First a girl, then a boy, he's the decoy-
Here they come, graceful to some.

Always watching him, ready to annoy,
Sweet as can be, it's loving you see,
Bold and brazen, is next for this hellion.
Always watching him, ready to annoy.

Crawling to see, and take her bootie,
He bit, and hit, never did he quit-
She cried and cried, on me she relied,
Crawling to see, and take her bootie.

She had no clear vision, always uncertain,
He took advantage; she didn't have courage-
She couldn't get away, but wanted to flay-
She had no clear vision, always uncertain.

When she started crawling, she started fleeing,
She found she was brave, relief he never gave.
He kept after her, and she got stronger-
When she started crawling, she started fleeing.

He was very mean, how vile remains unseen.
His sweetness is only a part, only a thwart.
He has two sides, but you have to abide.
He was very mean, how vile remains unseen.

While you were watching, she was cramming-
Every thing he did to her, she felt that anger.
Finding out she can do, all of that back too.
While you were watching, she was cramming.

Switching personalities, there goes the babies,
She isn't loud, and he's very proud-
Crybaby, crybaby-don't get winey,
Switching personalities, there goes the babies.

He taught her everything; she started grappling,
Fighting back is her motto; watch out for her elbow.
She lies like the dickens- she has her reasons-
He taught her everything; she started grappling.

Baby A, and Baby B; they trouble me-
Baby A, I hope she don't go too astray,
Baby B, I hope he don't stay a bully.
Baby A, and Baby B; they trouble me.