Meet the Magic Cone

The solution has arrived to the age old question of any woman "out on the town". That question is; "How do I relieve myself without touching anything nasty in this public restroom?"

Ladies, now many times have you been out on the town, having drinks with friends and having a wonderful time....then you have to pee. You have put is off as long as possible, fearing the sight to be seen once entering the public restroom. Cursing the man that can stand and relieve himself without touching any of the nasty fixtures, you try as best you can to relieve yourself while hovering over the dirty toilet without touching it, or worse yet, piddling on your new designer shoes or pants! This balancing act can be precarious after a few drinks.

Well, worry no more. The answer has arrived. Meet the Magic Cone. The Magic Cone is a paper tool that can save any woman the aforementioned stress. A lightweight tool, collapsed paper funnel which pops open between thumb and fingers, allows the discriminating woman the advantages all men have. Just pop the tool open, put the wide end of the funnel up to the poon, and any chic can stand up and get relief with all the advantages of men. She could even write her name in the snow, just like men can do!

The Magic Cone can be seen and purchased at the Bust Boobtique website. It is the number one bestseller health and beauty item of all the feminist products offered on the site, so apparently many women consider a tool that empowers women to stand up and live healthfully to be a good choice.

The Magic Cone comes in a package of three for $5.95. The shipping is more that the price of a package, so be sure to order an additional supply for several weekend jaunts. The product is bio-degradable, but to not anger the establishment, be sure to drop the used Magic Cone in the trash, rather than the toilet.

With the Magic Cone a girl can drink at her best dives and feel secure. For $13.89, (price plus USPS Priority shipping) the princess can pee free and clear three times. The price of "chump-change" is easier to deal with than a pair of pee-soaked designer shoes or genes. Ladies, it's time we go forth and hover no more. Just remember to practice aim before the big game!