Meet My New Russian Bride. I Just Did

We are sure to be married.

She wrote me as "Privet Dear", though I was one of about 12 in the cc: But I'm sure I am the one.

Here is Sabryn's email:

Privet, dear!

We are very much distant, but I hope it will not prevent our dialogue. How are you? Thanks that you written to me. I very much hoped that you will answer my letter. It is important for me. I hope our correspondence gives us good chance of the joint future. I wish to find the friend, maybe loved man. We shall understand it together after our correspondence.
Now I have some questions for you. Tell me about your life. Tell to me about your city. It is very interesting to me. Do you have children? If you do, that is not a problem for me. I love children very much and I hope to have children in the future. Have you been married? What do you still wish to know about me? Please ask at http://newrussianbrides.info/?idAff=101
and do not forget me.

Waiting for your answer
Sabryn B

My Love Letter Back:

Dear Sabryn B.

We are very much too distant. My home now is in America, but I am very much really looking for to marry a beautiful and strongly Russian Woman. I have come to American from my home country of Arkanstasia, where Mr. Hillary Clinton was the leader of that country. I have looked around America and find that I am wanting to be to further lands. I want to go and live in Russia and merry a wonderful Russian woman who can make me many babies. I am not wanting for them to grow up here where a bush is a president. A bush in my old country, Arkanstasia, was really not a good thing. Poison it was. Not like Mr. Put in, who is strong! Anway, I am wishing to be more upstanding about you so we can hurry along and get married in maybe Muscow? For me, it is simple. A little wadka (sorry, not chore how it is said) and some good cereal with no bugs in it is perfect for living. I have no childean and am not yesterday married. I want very much that and maybe from you. My visa will be over here soon in the America, but maybe I come to Russia for you? Please waiting for you.

With what is called here smoochin.

Borat B. Punning