Megamind Quotes - Top 10 Movie Lines and Scenes

'Megamind' is an animated movie that might not be the next 'Shrek' like hit, but is still filled with plenty of great quotes and scenes. Will Ferrell stars as Megamind the evil guy that is so awesome that he makes bad look good. Or at least he thinks so anyways. We are so used to good triumphing over evil, but what happens when the bad guy wins. That is what we are about to find in the animated flick that helps make Brad Pitt sexy again and stars Tina Fey as the damsel in distress. The greatest twist of humor in 'Megamind', might be thinking of Jonah Hill as a superhero. 'Megamind' supplies some great funny quotes and one-liners, for kids and adults.

Here are the top 10 best 'Megamind' quotes:

Who said the geek never gets the girl?

Megamind: I'm the intellectual dweeb that stole your girlfriend! And we were smooching up a storm! Mwa! Mwa! Mwa!

If you are going to be bad, than look good doing it

Megamind: I make bad look so good.

Signs aren't always what the seem

Megamind: [disguised as Bernard] Look, that door looks exciting!
Roxanne Ritchi: That sign says "exit"!
Megamind: Which is short for "exciting", right?

We need a hero

Minion: Create a hero? Why would you do that?
Megamind: Minion, I'm a villain without a hero, a yin with no a yang, a bullfighter with no bull to fight! In other words, I have no purpose!

This is one pretty bad day

Megamind: Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't. How did it all come to this? Well, my end starts at the beginning... The very beginning!

You really want to make the bad guy mad. Tell him he is predictable, and then prove it just to rub it in some.

Roxanne Ritchi: Your plans never work, you're SOOO predictable!
Megamind: Predictable ? PREDICTABLE? You call THIS predictable?
[pulls a lever, and alligators appear underneath Roxanne]
Roxanne Ritchi: Alligators, yeah, mm-hmm. I was thinking about it on the way over...
Megamind: Booyah! In your face!
[brings down a gauntlet of blades]
Roxanne Ritchi: Juvenile!
Megamind: [pulls another lever] So scary...
[activates a cycle of spiked boots]
Roxanne Ritchi: Seen it!
Megamind: [brings up a chainsaw] This one, this one right here!
Roxanne Ritchi: Tacky!
Megamind: [frantic] What's this one do?
[unleashes a flamethrower]
Roxanne Ritchi: Garish!
[Megamind breaks down]
Roxanne Ritchi: The spider's new.
Megamind: Spider?
[sees a spider hanging in front of Roxanne]
Megamind: Uh... Uh, yes, the spyiiiiiider. Even the smallest bite from... "arachnis deathicus"... will instantly paralyze...
[Roxanne blows the spider into Megamind's eye]
Megamind: Aargh! Get it off!

One word for you. STALKER!

Hal: If I were Metro Man, Megamind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time.
Roxanne Ritchi: Hmmm...?
Hal: And I'd be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby!... Okay, that sounded a little creepy...
Roxanne Ritchi: JUST a little.

Evil is cool

Megamind: All men must choose between two paths. Good is the path of honour, friends and family. Evil... well, it's just cooler.

Like it isn't hard enough to remember where you parked. Imagine if your car was...

Megamind: Where did you park the invisible car...?
[walks into it]

When a normal baby just won't do

Lady Scott: Our baby can fly!
Lord Scott: [reading his paper] Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling...