Megan Fox Transformed into FHM's Sexiest Woman for 2008

FHM's 100 Sexiest Women of 2008

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What a difference a year makes. In FHM's 100 Sexiest Women of 2007, Megan Fox ranked as the 65th sexiest; Jessica Alba ranked first. A year later, Jessica Alba ranks as the third sexiest woman on FHM's list, while Megan Fox - of Transformers fame - ranks first. The headlines could just have easily read:

* Megan Fox's Hope and Faith Propel Her to Number One - She played Kelly Ripa's niece, Sydney, on the TV show "Hope and Faith."

* Jessicas Get Outfoxed - Perennial hotties Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba ranked 2nd and 3rd to the newly crowned Fox.

* Confessions of a Teenage Overachiever - Megan Fox appeared opposite Lindsay Lohan in "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen."

I suggest such titles because, at first glance, I don't know why Megan Fox received the number one ranking. While she is a hot and sexy woman, I would not crown her as the hottest and sexiest. However, after delving deeper, I learned a few truths that may have swayed the voting public - young men. She's a bad girl. Guys dig that.

Megan Fox has five tattoos, refers to her nether region as pie and she hangs out at strip clubs, such as The Body Shop. She even stripped once, although not completely naked. Furthermore, while working with Lindsay Lohan on "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen," she purchased cigarettes for the star who ranks 16th on this year's FHM Sexiest Women List. Maybe Lindsay put in a good word for her. Or, perhaps the kicker is this little nugget of information:

"Recently I lost a bet to Brian over who was going to win some reality TV show, so I have to cook him a five-course meal in nothing but panties and f--- me pumps," Megan Fox said in an FHM Interview.

Most definitely, in the eyes of the voting audience, Megan Fox is more than a woman to look at... she is a bad girl. It also probably helps that she has a subscription to FHM. What guy wouldn't want his girlfriend to have a subscription to FHM? (FHM probably doesn't mind either.)

Rounding out the top ten of FHM's Sexiest Women of 2008 are the aforementioned Jessica Beil (2nd) and Jessica Alba (3rd) as well as Elisha Cuthbert (4th), Scarlett Johannson (5th), Emmanuelle Chriqui (6th), Hilary Duff (7th), Tricia Helfer (8th), Blake Lively (9th) and Kate Beckinsale (10th).

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  • LIVIN4/25/2008

    It has come to my attention that FHM has two distinct links with two distinct top ten lists.
    http://www.fhmonline.com/girls_100_sexiest_2008.asp?cnl_id=1&stn_id=156
    and
    http://www.fhm.com/site/100sexiest/topten/one.aspx
    Although both list Megan Fox as the sexiest woman, there are a variety of discrepancies.

  • LIVIN4/24/2008

    Personally, right now, I would rank Jessica Biel number one.

  • Adam Fendelman4/24/2008

    Scarlett Johannson gets my No. 1 vote every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

  • Lauren Romano4/24/2008

    While I agree she is gorgeous, I don't think I would count her as first. Jessica Alba should be there, not third. Scarlett Johannson is much better looking then Jessica Biel.

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