Megan Hauserman Sues Sharon Osbourne, "The Bachelor" Gets Roasted by Jimmy Kimmel and Miley Cyrus Jogs

It's the beginning of the week and already the theme appears to be: Reality TV Gone Wrong. First off, Megan Hauserman, most recently seen on "Rock of Love: Charm School," is taking her feud with "Charm School" host, Sharon Osbourne, to the next level. Women of America added most recent "Bachelor" Jason Mesnick, to their S*&$ Lists after his ridiculous wavering on "The Bachelor" finale. Finally, life wouldn't be life without Miley Cyrus doing something to make people squeal.

Megan Hauserman Takes On Sharon: Let the Games Begin

Megan didn't win "Rock of Love: Charm School," but she's not about to let host Sharon Osbourne get away with her, ahem, flaws. E!Online announced that Hauserman was suing Osbourne for "battery, negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress" over an alleged incident that occurred during the taping of the reunion episode for the show.

According to Hauserman, she was involved in a physical altercation with winner Brandi Mahon, when Osbourne suddenly attacked her. She supposedly pulled her by the hair hard enough to pull some out and scratched her. Other reports say that Hauserman invited the smack-down when she said that the only reason Osbourne was famous was because of her management of "brain-dead rock star" husband, Ozzy.

The lawsuit is fairly ridiculous, stating that the incident left Hauserman "grievously and permanently injured" and it will prevent her "from attending to any occupation in the future."

Well, thanks Megan. Now Sharon is famous for something other than her husband.

Jason Mesnick Vs. Jimmy Kimmel

I never thought I would say this, but Jimmy Kimmel spoke for a great deal of the female audience of "The Bachelor" when he interviewed Jason Mesnick after the show's finale. Kimmel heartlessly poked fun at Mesnick and his inability to choose one woman on the show.

Mesnick had initially chosen contestant Melissa Rycroft, only to dump her at the reunion special, saying that he still had feelings for the contestant he let go, Molly Malaney. In the hysterical conversation, Kimmel at one point asked Mesnick if he was going to dump his son and replace him with a blonde haired boy,

Though Mesnick tried desperately to save face, Kimmel shot him down repeatedly. At one point, Mesnick said that he believed he and Melissa would be friends again. In true Kimmel style, he immediately responded, "No, you will not!"

Miley Cyrus Jogs in Bikinis and Microscopic Jean Shorts. . .Just So You Know

In a blurb reserved for those that care about what 16-year-old Cyrus wears all the time, she was apparently photographed in her jogging gear, which consisted of an overflowing bikini-top and some short-shorts. Dose.ca said that The New York Post insinuated that Cyrus staged the pics on purpose. She wants you to know that that's ridiculous. She was just going to wash her boyfriend's car!

Apparently the paparazzi misunderstood her. They were supposed to meet at the garage so they could watch her wash a "really hideous" truck. Their bad.

Natalie Finn, Charm Schooler Accuses Osbourne of Bad Form, E!Online

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Leah Collins, Miley Cyrus Jogging Photos No "Big Whoop, But Whatever", Dose.ca