Mel Gibson in E-mail to Jewish Community: Crucify Me Already!

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Ed Druckman
(Hollywood--CA) Months after Mel Gibson's stream of consciousness courtesy of Jack Daniels anti-semitic monologue, TMZ.com, the site breaking the original, claims to have another scoop. It's an e-mail between Gibson and his publicist, Alan Nierob, in which Gibson says, "Oi, let's end all this meshugass, and just let the Jews crucify me."

Gibson's publicist immediately denied the e-mail. "Mel would never write such a thing. Would a person who hates Jews use the word 'meshugass'?" Nierob then corrected himself. "Not that Mel hates Jews, as much as he wishes they were just Christian. Actually, he'd prefer all Christians to be Catholic, but like pre-Vatican II, like 800 years pre."

Nierob went on to say that Gibson has made it a point since the incident to apologize to every Jew he knows. But since those were just his agent and business manager, the goose-stepping Oscar winner even decided to widen his path of contrition, also mentioned in the e-mail. "I know I need to find Jews," Gibson allegedly writes, "and I don't mean the type of Jews in L.A., but run of the kibbutz Jews, like the ones who wrongly killed our Lord." Again, Gibson's publicist claims this refutes the legitimacy of the e-mail. "Mel does not believe the Jews wrongly killed Jesus. Mel knows that by them handing Jesus over they guaranteed Mel, as a good Catholic, a place in heaven and the opportunity to produce a movie that cost him $25 million and to date has made him over $300 million."

Reaction from the Jewish community has been mixed. "We are glad that Mel Gibson has finally owned up to the fact that he made anti-Semitic remarks and welcome his efforts to repair the damage he has caused," said Abraham H. Foxman, national director of the Anti-Defamation League. However, former Van Halen front man and some times DJ, David Lee Roth, was not as forgiving. "I've held this back for years as a fan," said Roth. "But now all bets are off. Mel, your accent in Lethal Weapon passed for American as much as my comb-over passes for a full head of hair."

The exact damage to Gibson's future projects from this recent leak has yet to be felt but, through his publicist, Gibson remains confident. "If all else fails, Mel is confident that he could always be a speechwriter for Jerry Falwell or George Bush."

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  • Lookman H.11/3/2009

    Really i%27m sorry to reply so late that%27s because i lost this page for long time.%0D%0AHowever.. thanks for replying%2C but i want to say that i have some ideas for new great movies%2C and talk about one of great battle in the history%2C and it%27s hidden to be published in any kind of mass media%2C and of course that is one of the %22conspiracy theory%22 made%2C and that because this battle shows how traitorous jew are.. and maybe it will one of the great movies in the cinema history..

  • Jewel Parker1/12/2009

    Mr. Gibson, I am jewish myself. I served in the U.S. Army for over 23 years. I was with the 101st Airborn, 82nd Infrantry. I have faught for this country on 5 different campains. My last tour was in iraq where i was hit by 18 ieds in iraq. Thats about all i can say about where and why i was there. But anyway I looked up to you and your movies. My favoriate movy of youe was we were soilders. But after what you said about the jews i have lost all respect for you. I iraq when those 18 ieds went off i was hurt badly. I have had 3 stomach surgerys, a stroke, seizures, and the lost of my legs. I am now in a wheelchair for the rest of my life. We watched we were soilders in iraq and it kept us going. But now after what you said about the jews has hurt all jews alot. Thanks for letting all jewish soilders of the U.S. Army down. Thanks for nothing.

  • Lookman H.1/15/2008

    Mel.. I just wish that you read this and reply..
    please i want to tell you something you may need to know .. it's not a personal thing .. it's something supports your ideas and principles.. so i wish you to contact me: lookman977@yahoo.com

  • Lookman H.1/15/2008

    I know that the Great "Mel" has his own principles and I think the jew don't like it.. so god help him..

  • T.H.Pankey3/28/2007

    funny

  • bw Frampton3/5/2007

    Very good,Ed.

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