Mens Wear that Are a Complete No, No!

There are some clothes I have seen men wearing that make me laugh like crazy. Of course, out of common courtesy, I don't show my emotions and burst out laughing. But then, I do look at them and praise the Lord. No kidding! After all thanks to them, my life gets a little less boring for those few minutes. I get to enjoy the sights and say bye to my mundane life for those few minutes.

On almost all such occasions, I want to do 3 things- 1) Sit on the floor. 2) Lie down. 3) Roll on floor laughing like there is no tomorrow.

Here is my list of TOP 5 Mens wear No No's:

1- Low-cut jeans/pants where the butt-crack shows: I have had the misfortune of seeing some and have gone, "Why me? Why me?!". So that had to be number one on my list of No No's for men.

2- Huge floral prints in bright colors, when not on the beach: Beach-wear is one thing. But when guys wear bright shirts with huge (and I mean massive) yellow, orange and bright pink flowers, I need my glares.

3- Spandex slacks: No, No, No!- Please don't show up in front of me wearing spandex slacks. OK, you can show up in front of me, but please don't make me promise that I won't laugh.

4- Clashing Contrasting Shirts and pants: Have you seen men wearing a bright red shirt and an equally bright yellow pant? Not a pretty sight!

5- Tight fitting leather pants: This reminds me of an episode from the sitcom Friends, where Ross Geller wore leather pants and had a really sad experience (of course, it was funny for us.)

As I said, these are my views on what mens wear must NOT include. But then, to each his own and so, wear what you want to. Like I can even make you change your mind (LOL).

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