Microwave Technician
Possessed all the right experience
Talked a good interview
Appeared well qualified
Was given the appointment
But first
Had to pass
A working performance trial
Here he didn't measure up
His standards
Were differing to
Those on his resume
He lasted less
Than an hour
He could cook, just
Yes, but a chef?
Sadly no, never
Nothing like
Not able to make this
Couldn't make that
His excuses
We didn't do it that way
Not in my last place
That's because in your last employ
The only sound
That could be heard
Was the
Ping
Of the microwave
You're no chef
But you certainly are
A microwave technician
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3 Comments
Post a CommentVery good, also believe it or not it was not until recently that we even had a microwave, I still really don't know how to use them for anything other than popcorn.
Just arriving on time is a rarity.
So....what exactly is the problem? Just kidding! Amazing how people pretend to be all the things they just are not! Funny tale!