Miley: Justin Gaston or Nick Jonas: Man Vs Boy? Who Wins?

Lchaim
The New York Daily News through their GATECRASHER column has reported that Miley Cyrus wants to ditch her current (now past?) crush and get back together with her ex-boyfriend, Nick Jonas with whom she split in 2007.

Justin Gaston is a 20-year-old model/musician who Miley has been seeing for around 8 months. Allegedly, Miley is the typical teary-eyed teen that is having a terrible time trying to figure out how to tell Justin the bad news. Well I have a great idea!!!!! Leak the story to the gossip columns so that the news is so big, that the media will let him know for you! And then you're saved the embarrassment of having to tell him yourself.

So, we're left wondering why Miley is ditching this man for a younger boy? He hasn't modeled underwear for her? Perhaps at 20 years old he's too mature and she's a girl who just wants to have fun! dlisted.com reported through a source (via GATECRASHER) that Little Miley Cyrus is sick of playing with grown ass men who actually have pubic hair in their private areas, so now she's ready to shuffle back into the romper room where her ex-whatever Nick Jonas is waiting to let her play with his purity ring.

According to some anonymous sources who were snitching to the gossip columnists, Miley and Nick were caught making out at Nick's house. The rules at Nick's house are that if there are girls over, the doors must remain open, but evidently that didn't stop Miley and Nick. So I guess Justin will find out from the tabloids that the relationship is about over. Nice mature thing for her to do, but then I guess she's just a normal teen (making $30 million a year) who is having a difficult time learning the right way to handle life's little issues.

So, Miley, good luck! Perhaps you can try setting Justin up with Lindsay Lohan! Whatever way it turns out, I'm finally glad my tween, now teen daughter is finally getting tired of Miley.

Sources:
http://dlisted.com/node/31757#comment-2287376
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/04/24/2009-04-24_miley_cyrus_justin_gaston_nick_jonas_twixt__tween_boyfriends.html

Published by Lchaim

Originally born and raised in White Plains, NY I have called Richmond Virginia my home since 1977. I'm in my mid 50's and have 3 kids--2 about to start high school and one already in high school. Family...  View profile

  • Maybe Miley is getting smart by dating someone around her age?
  • Maybe Miley needs to tell Justin herself instead of letting the tabloids deliver the bad news.
Maybe Miley can be invited back to late night television and she and Nick Jonas can have a ketchup chugging contest!

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  • ashley5/12/2010

    i am just reading this for the first time in my life but i did not know this was going on...NICK JONAS IS SEXXXXI!!!!!

  • DrDevience7/22/2009

    LMFAO!

  • Carly Hart5/15/2009

    I often wonder if celebs are really dating or if it is just for show... whatever gets them the most mileage in the press. Miley Cyrus really doesn't need to be dating a 20 year old though. My parents would never have allowed that and perhaps her parents aren't either. Disney is so into promoting their wholesome image (tarnished some with teen mom, Jamie Lynn Spears, that maybe they told Miley to go back to purity ring sporting Jonas Brother, Nick. Who knows!

  • Kristie Leong M.D.5/8/2009

    Very entertaining, fun article. :-)

  • 3lilangels4/29/2009

    fun read!

  • Lisa Carey4/28/2009

    my daughter outgrew her at 14 thanks goodness! now of course I have to make it through the 3 yr old and 2 yr old! I just don't let them have too much Hannah Montana and maybe we all will survive.

  • WinterIsComing4/28/2009

    lol. My neice is also over her. She used to be all about the Montana chick... but after seeing her sweating on stage during one of her shows she was grossed out. Funny how sweat can gross out little kids to the point where they dont want to be fans anymore. lol.

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