MIND WARP 101

As you are reading this I am in the process of conducting a very important scientific experiment involving yourself and me. Does this make you nervous? Are you worried about where this may lead or what is its purpose? EYE. Perhaps you should be. I don't mean to scare you but although there is very little that can go wrong there is always that slim outside chance. WHEEL.

If I am doing this exercise correctly you will be unable to tear yourself away until you have found out what exactly it is that I am up to. Are you okay with that? Would you like to take a moment to make yourself a little more comfortable? REED. Perhaps you would like to get yourself something to drink before we begin. There. Feel better now? AIRY.

Okay, first you must relax and trust me implicitly. The experiment that I am about to conduct involves spatial relationships and synapses cohesion between the inner and the outer mind. THIN. Right now as you are reading this there are neurotransmitters firing electron pulses from the left side of your brain to the right and back again. CRISS.

You may be experiencing a little bit of confusion as your left brain attempts to communicate with your right. You may feel unsettled and a little distracted. RITES. And you may begin to find yourself wondering exactly what is going on. This is a normal part of the process. ANT. Do not be alarmed.

As the experiment progresses you will become more relaxed and at ease as the portion of your brain that is racing catches up to the portion of your brain that is slowing down. WHALE. Even though you haven't yet completely grasped the purpose of this experiment both portions of your brain are beginning to assimilate clues. RAID.

Your apprehension is beginning to level off and your heart rate may even be slowing a little. HYMN. Subconsciously it is beginning to slowly dawn on you the important role you are playing in this interactive scientific escapade. AISLE E.

Alright, I want to assure you that the experiment was a complete success. By now you should have a pretty good idea of what is going on. If you are still in the dark and have not yet figured it out I have hidden a number of subliminal clues in some of my other editorial content. You will have to read them all very closely to find them as they are all very well hidden.

Thank You for being my Guinea Pig.