Mindless Behavior Seek a "#1 Girl" to Change Their Diapers

Wes Laurie
It might not be right to pick on little kids, but this is the path they have chosen; or some stage parents have chosen for them. The boy band Mindless Behavior has made their debut with the album "#1 Girl" and I have listened to said album. I did not hear any talent, just a very annoying product.

"Intro": A thank you to the fans and shout outs to girls and boys who bought the album.

"#1 Girl": Glossed over lil robo voiced boys who sound like girls looking for their #1 girl. They can count from 3 to 1! I sure hope they do some ABCs later in the album.

"Hello": Over produced vocals and sounds, this is really hard to listen to.

"Uh-Oh": Got him saying "hello" now got him like "Uh-Oh." All of the computerized vocal tools make these guys a pathetic product. If the little kids can't sing then don't make an album. I can already sing terrible myself, don't need to hear others who can afford higher-end robot FX. They sound like robot chipmunks.

"Hook It Up": Sounds like they are reading the lyrics off of a sheet of paper and adding a little attempt at "singing" to the pronunciations. It's Fri-day, Fri-day, Fri-day, sitting in the back seat.

"Missing You": Don't hang up in my face? Are they on the phone and standing across from each other? Are the kids writing the music too? Another mess.

"Future": He's got a future. Robot vocals make them sound well prepped for the drive thru.

"Gone": "I've got rockets on my shoes, kinda like I'm allergic to your perfume." Brilliant! No, it's actually all terrible. This would have been the first single I would have released though if I was playing record mogul.

"Girls Talkin' Bout": Clippet snippets with beats behind them, just mo' garbage.

"Mrs. Right": More of the same stuff. It all sounds like one long drawn out autotune whine.
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