Miracles Happen
My ex-wives called
They're giving the houses back
My bank called and found
an extra $10,000 in my account
My son called and is earning all As
My daughter called and has dropped
the biker boyfriend
My arthritis has disappeared
taking my heartburn with it
I lost ten pounds overnight
Gas just dropped to fifty
cents a gallon
The liquor store is giving away
free bourbon
They do it once a year
Every April First
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Post a CommentI'm a little late, but this was a good one!
I love it! Awesome! 5*
I'll take her biker boyfriend. What's his number?
This morning my 8 year old son came up to me and said
"You are the worst meanest dad ever!"
I said "what?"
And he said "April Fool"
:-)
LOL - Happy Fool's Day! cheers :)
VERY funny!