Monster Haiku
Green, ugly monster
You are not very scary
Please don't suck your thumb
Green, ugly monster
You are not very funny
Remove straws from nose
Green, ugly monster
You are starving for some food
Have some raw spinach
You are not very scary
Please don't suck your thumb
Green, ugly monster
You are not very funny
Remove straws from nose
Green, ugly monster
You are starving for some food
Have some raw spinach
Published by Steven West
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Post a Commentlol. great haiku
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Great one, I was laughing the whole way through! Thanks for sharing! :)
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well written - thank you