Days I'm a lifeguard
At the township park,
Helping lost children find their parents,
Diverting teenage riots,
And scooping cigarettes from the sand
With a specially altered
Dog-doo shovel.
Nights I take care of my family -
My mother, father, baby brother
And myself.
First thing through the door I check on mother -
Conscious or not? Yes, conscious.
I wade through the bedside pills
And fluff a pillow,
Proceeding from there to the kitchen
Where an angry,
Inebriated male
Impatiently waits for his dinner.
"First the baby,"
I say, making room on the stovetop
To heat the little formula provided.
He curses, crushing his empty
And grabbing another,
Baby brother crying in the background
Throughout.
At the township park,
Helping lost children find their parents,
Diverting teenage riots,
And scooping cigarettes from the sand
With a specially altered
Dog-doo shovel.
Nights I take care of my family -
My mother, father, baby brother
And myself.
First thing through the door I check on mother -
Conscious or not? Yes, conscious.
I wade through the bedside pills
And fluff a pillow,
Proceeding from there to the kitchen
Where an angry,
Inebriated male
Impatiently waits for his dinner.
"First the baby,"
I say, making room on the stovetop
To heat the little formula provided.
He curses, crushing his empty
And grabbing another,
Baby brother crying in the background
Throughout.
Days I'm a lifeguard
At the township park.
Nights I save people from drowning.
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