More Cute Sayings and Clever Titles for Scrapbooking

This article is a result of that sudden flash of intuition. Print it out and keep it in the bathroom for some short, funny reading time. Use it to fill in your memory books and scrapbooks, or to add humor to your e-mails. Feel free to come up with ideas of your own... I don't care how you use it because none of these are my thoughts. I found them all elsewhere and I pass them along to you, hoping you enjoy them as much as I have:

The future is uncertain. Eat your chocolate first.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can't do.

A ship in the harbor is safe...but that's not what ships were made for.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I keep hitting the "escape" button, but I'm still here.

Never go to bed angry -- stay up and plot your revenge.

Happiness is being married to your best friend.

Junk is something you keep for years, then throw away 3 weeks before you need it.

I try not to confine my madness to March.

There are good days and there are bad days. This is one of them.

A cat will tend to remain at rest unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of a cat food can.

Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.

Never corner something you know is meaner than you.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Sometimes I think I understand everything... then I regain consciousness.

If you woke up breathing, congratulations, you get another chance.

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

If you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

Who me? I just wander from room to room.

Save Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Please don't clean up my mess, you will only confuse me and mess up my world.

It's all fun and games until someone loses a tooth; then it's hockey.

Birds of a feather flock together -- and crap on your car.

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

This home protected by a coat of dust.

Today is a gift from God... remember to thank Him.

Compost... because a rind is a terrible thing to waste.

Monday is a terrible way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Good things come to those who bait.

A journey of a thousand miles starts with an argument over how to pack the car.

Home is where you keep your stuff while you're out getting more stuff.

Make tea not war!

Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories per hour.

Are these people really my relatives?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is?

I drink coffee for your protection.

Always forgive your enemies -- they hate that.

Help stop garden abuse, don't beat around the bush.

Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.

Keep Checking BackI have lots more sayings in my file. Keep watching for more!

For many years I have collected funny, inspirational and unique sayings and saved them in a huge file. For a long time I wondered how I could share them with others and make all that time spent collecting worthwhile. Then I realized they would be great to use in scrapbooks, as photo titles, and just as fun things to read when someone was feeling down.