More John McCain & Sarah Palin Limericks

For the economy McCain hasn't a plan

on foreign policy John says he's the man

Obama's understandings' all wrong

but McCain sang a song

that went something like "Bomb, Bomb Iran"

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to the average John and Jane Does

$150,000 is too much for clothes

that could have been better spent

to help those living in tents

instead of obsessing on sixpackin' Joes

3.

She's the champion of regular Joes

she understands their problems and woes

Palin likes droppin' her 'g's

and expensive shoppin' sprees

now the would-be Empress has new clothes

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