More Just for Laughs - Weird & Silly Questions Found on Yahoo Answers
Before we begin let me tell you the purpose and point of Yahoo Answers. Yahoo Answers is a place where people from all over the world can help each other. You are free to ask anything and millions of people can give you their input.
Sometimes people ask some really odd questions. It could be some bored kid or well let's just say someone is missing a few brain cells.
Here in no order at all are some of my favorite. I found these while browsing Yahoo. I am also adding one of my favorite answers to the silly questions when it seems appropriate.
1. Please help me? - I was wondering if it would be ok if I called Queen Victoria, Queen Vikki?
Sure....while you're at it call Queen Elizabeth and tell her hi.
2. How does my dryer know? If I put in a shirt, it comes out inside out and if I put it in inside out, it comes out inside out? How does it know?
3. Need a catchy slow-go? - For my high school newspaper this is an illustrated advertisement!
4. AARRR! If me heart be black what would ye do to sweeten it?
I hear a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down...
5. What do you fill a bucket with to make it lighter?
Holes
6. Why do Americans look so angry when they walk around the streets and malls in China?
7. I'm trying to find out if GA is a good state for Latin's to live in.?
8. Why doesn't Kyle like me?
9. What is the meaning of life? - How the should I know, I'm only in High School.
10. If you're traveling the speed of light, what happens when you turn your lights on?
11. Can you write me a four page essay in the next 45 minutes?
12. How do you spell government?
13. Why did the time just change to seconds?
14. Where's the bathroom?
15. Where can I get a Wal-mart application?
That's all for now but as we know this world has a never ending supply of questions. Luck for us sometimes they are dumb enough to make us laugh! Hope you enjoy these questions as much as I did!
Published by Ashley Allgood
I'm a Christian homeschooling mom. I've been writing & telling stories since I was 3. I took classes from the Institute of Children's Literature which includes colleges credits. View profile
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5 Comments
Post a Commentjeff's answers r funny
Oh, some of these! I think you should call her queen Vic . . .
i wrote three of these
dnt take the mick !!!!!!
LOL. These are funny and I love Jeff's answers. :-)
Some additional answers to these questions: 1. Not with two "k"s...I mean really! The answer to number 2 is...it's not the dryer...it's the shirt that "knows" (scary, isn't it). For number 3...not really sure what they are asking for...a slogan perhaps? - If so, how about, "We need help!" 4. is of course - cut it out, glaze it with honey, roast it, and pig down. Can't beat your answer on 5. For 6.: They have no idea what the signs say...or they are POed that their malls are bigger than ours! 7. Before we can answer that...are we talking about the state or country of Georgia...big difference. 8. Don't worry about it...Kyle is an alien (he has no bellybutton) and a bit weird. He would just break your heart anyway. 9. Who's asking you...besides you...anyway? 10. It's all relative. 11. Is that Eastern daylight time? Pacific time? Universal time? Greenwich Mean Time? 12. t,y,r,a,n,n,y 13. Because its minutes were dirty. 14. Again, it's all relative. 15. At Kmart.