More McCain-Palin Political Limericks

Roger Gowens
1.

They labeled themselves "mavericks"

vote McCain-Palin and D.C. they'll fix

Obama's a socialist they say

and more taxes you'll pay

throw mud at a wall 'til some sticks

2.

who decides where the boundary ends

rules of decorum the media bends

in elections one of the beefs

is questions like "boxers or briefs?"

when asked John McCain said: "Depends"

3.

When it comes to years with elections

voters struggle to make their selections

what with all the attack ads

aimed at soccer moms and NASCAR dads

it makes us miss blurbs about 4 hour erections

Published by Roger Gowens

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  • Tommyhayu10/28/2008

    Those are all pretty funny!

  • Tyler S.10/28/2008

    Ha!

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