More Political Limericks

A Congressman from Florida named Mahoney

paid to cover up a scandal that was tony

he replaced Mark Foley who enjoys

sending dirty emails to young boys

they both ran on "family values", what baloney!

2.

There was a candidate named Joe Biden

on Obama's coattails he was ridin'

to the camera his foe mugs

her boss said he needs hairplugs

meanwhile the nation's problems widen

3.

John McCain may have committed a flub

in his campaign, making Joe the plumber the hub

Joe's not licensed to plumb, you see

makes not close to a quarter mil, says he

can Joe be trusted to unclog your tub?

4.

There's a man named Joe not licensed to plumb

when asked about his credentials played dumb

when the public finds out

there is not enough grout

to cover Joe Wurzelbacher's bum

5.

Interviews Sarah Palin likes to duck

her speeches sound like a record that's stuck

her son plays right wing, of course

on the power play, Palin's a force

this "hockey mom" is more hockey puck