More Than Bacon

It can sometimes be a hard job.

Sometimes you run out of things to say and have to resort to some comparison.

So, let me do that and just tell you I love you more than bacon.

I could have bacon with every meal

But, compared to you, it doesn't have as much appeal.

It's aroma doesn't compare to the smell of your skin.

And, in exchange for your kisses, I would gladly trade it in.

You're better for my heart; that assumption is easy.

And you certainly aren't as greasy.

So when it comes to me and you, don't ever be mistaken

Because I will go on record saying I love you more than bacon.