More Things to Blame on George Bush

Democrats have made a living out of blaming George W. Bush and the Republicans for the nation's ills, all without taking any personal responsibility. After all, why take responsibility when you can blame someone else?

Democrats won't allow offshore oil drilling and Barack Obama opposed dropping the gas tax, yet blame Republicans for high gas prices. Democrats take away Bush's middle class tax cut (have you checked your FICA lately?), have controlled Congress and the budget for two years and then blame him for the economy. Since they are on a roll, it's important that they continue to have things to blame Bush for. After all, how else will Barack Obama get elected?

To help Democrats out, here are ten more things they can blame George Bush for.

10. Kenny Rogers' horrific facelift.

9. The Montauk Monster and the rash of Chupacabra sightings.

8. Sanjaya. He was a Republican operative.

7. Homeless puppies.

6. The rise of Hannah Montana, the Cheetah Girls, and the Jonas Brothers.

5. The cancellation of Battlestar Galactica.

4. The disappointment of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

3. The fall of the New York Yankees. Bush did own the Texas Rangers after all.

2. The Dharma Initiative was Cheney's idea.

1. Rosie O'Donnell, Doogie Houser, that dude from Grey's Anatomy and at least one Teletubbie going gay.

Once Barack Obama's candidacy implodes and he is not elected, you can blame Bush and the Republicans for that too.