Mortuary
Dead on Arrival!
Dead on Arrival!
Honey, the septic tank blew up! The movie, Mortuary is absolutely one of the worst horror movies I have ever seen. The movie, Mortuary could have been a wonderful movie with the setting of the old graveyard, and of course the old run down mortuary. But when the videotape starts to role, and the sewer bubbles come up through the mortuary floor, the movie and the plot comes to an abrupt end.
Plot
Night of the Living Dead Meats the Sewer Patrol
A young family moves into old rundown mortuary, as the plot and stinking ooze thickens, things start getting somewhat strange for the young family who have moved into the old mortuary.
Members of the family get infected with an insane form of the craps, but the only problem is the substance comes oozing out of their mouth. I wanted to say, "Go wash your mouth out with Drano honey, please!
Other members of the tidy bowl man's undead army chase members of the unaffected family into a deep dark charm held under the mortuary. Inside the heart of the mortuary lies the raw sewer opening from hell, with possibly the biggest and deepest septic tank I have ever seen. The movie, Mortuary only gets worse from here on, and I will not dive in any farther.
Folks please do not waste your money on this movie Mortuary, where, s$#t really does happen!
Main member of the cast
Dan Byrd, who plays Jonathan Doyle.
Denise Crosby who plays the mom, Leslie Doyle, and the Tidy Bowl queen from hell.
Stephanie Patton who play the daughter, Jamie Doyle.
Tobe Cooper directed the movie. He is credit with such movies as the Mangler, and Night Terrors
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Published by Mike Hazelwood
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- . Inside the heart of the mortuary lies the raw sewer opening from hell, with possibly the biggest and deepest septic tank I have ever seen.
- Folks please do not waste your money on this movie Mortuary where, s$#t really does happen!
- Members of the family get infected with an insane form of the craps, but the only problem is the substance comes oozing out of their mouth.
1 Comments
Post a CommentNice review. I do not watch many horror movies, but my husband does. I'll let him know to stay clear of this one!