Most Annoying Things in My Life

Things can be quite annoying. It's not that I'm not happy, I'm just not happy.
When...

People tell me that I'm weird. Fine, you might be right, but now I've heard it for 7 years. Don't you think it's time to stop?

People say: "Hi! Look at me, I know stuff! Snauf Snauf." I seriously can't handle it whenever one of them bedamned (!) punks promote themselves.

I find out that you've just folded 350 brochures, and afterwards realizes that the photocopier could've done it for me. "Oh and by the way, you didn't have to manually print each side of the paper yourself, it can print on both sides too!" Seriously?

I realize that I just spend $1600 on a new, shiny computer. Then it seems that an old, outdated computer has a higher FPS in HL2 than mine. C'mon!

I keep myself awake to write stupid articles like this.

The girl I'm madly in love with never texts. But I don't care. Because I'm a cool, busy guy that hasn't got ANY time to text a girl!...

The interwebz does not work. Noooooes!

I find out that the reason she didn't text was because you had accedently blocked her.

I realize that Santa isn't real.

I discover that writing articles like this is not in any way fast fast and easy money.

...Pretty much it. I will end this with a little (serious. I know, right!) poem:

I am but an insignificant being, amongst geniuses.
A little, inconsiderable sparkle of light,
in the infinite wastes of space.
Why are we here?
Why do we think like we do?
Are we really only a lone marker on a map?
Help me answer this, and I will truly see the light.

I don't know how that poem arose, it must have something to do with me just watching several movies involving pyramids and aliens.