Most Embarrassing Things Your Spouse Has Done

Candus
We have all been embarrassed at one time or another in our lives. But what if it was our spouse or boyfriend or girlfriend that was the person whom was always embarrassing us? I've composed a list of the top 10 things our spouses or significant others do that embarrass us from several people I've asked or shared this topic with over the past few months.

1) When we go to a restaurant or to a person's home and your spouse eats like a pig. Either slopping food all over them or just bad table manners all together. Some have even slumped over their plates and never looked up until they were finished.

2) Public drunks. Need I say any more? These spouses either go to your company party or family parties and get wasted. They may say something stupid or start dancing or just running off at the mouth to embarrass you.

3) Belch and pass gas in front of everyone. They have absolutely no shame what so ever. They think it's perfectly natural to let one rip. Even though you explain to them that it's rude and embarrassing to you they still think your over reacting.

4) This one I must admit aggravates me. We have all seen this happen with many people when we've been out in the public. Openly flirting with someone right in front of your mate. One this is rude and it also shows the individual has no respect. But still it's embarrassing to you in public.

5) The person who is out and out rude! This person annoys everyone they come in contact with. Whether it's at dinner and their being rude to the waitress or waiter. Or it may be the fact that they are just obnoxious and it embarrasses you.

6) The mates who can't tell the truth if it bit them on their nose. They feel they must entertain your guest or family and friends with telling one whopper after another.

7) The spouse that comes out with the big teased hair or the real short mini skirt and she has 20 pounds of fat hanging out from under her shirt. Sure you love her or him, but they still embarrass you.

8) What is it when we get in a crowded room with many people chatting and enjoying each other's company all you can hear is your spouse's voice? Coming in loud and obnoxious they feel they can't be heard so what their talking about is so important they must yell it across the room.

9) I hate to put this one down but it's true folks. I'm sorry, if you have never thought about this then go ahead prove me wrong and watch your mate at the next get together. Before the night is over they will either pick their nose or rearrange their underwear. Yes right there in the same room as everyone!

10) The way they dance. We don't have the heart to tell them that when there at home and we are laughing at them and we think it's funny does not mean for them to pull out the Running Man or do the Roger Rabbit is ever OK in public. I must add that you will probably see number ten allot with number twos.

I hope you have enjoyed some of the most embarrassing moments that my friends and I have compiled together for your viewing enjoyment. I hope you do not try this at home if so please seek medical treatment if needed.

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