Mother Nature, Not Jenn Sterger, is New #1 Brett Favre Fan: Giants at Vikings Game Postponed

In a time when it seems like the number of Brett Favre fans are dwindling, a new one appears. Meet Mother Nature, the new #1 fan of Brett Favre. The New York Giants at Minnesota Vikings game has been postponed until Monday Night at the earliest.

Good news, Jenn Sterger! Now Brett has some extra time to not only heal that ailing shoulder, but text a few more not-so-flattering pictures of his penis to you. I know you might not want to see them, but they would be great to add to your collection. What supports suing an NFL star quarterback more than some new pictures to add to the evidence?

Some people might think this is all nearly a coincidence, but I'm not buying it. Apparently, Mother Nature is a Brett Favre fan. First, she tried to help out the Vikings by bringing a blizzard to Minnesota that dropped seventeen inches of snow on downtown Minneapolis.

Then when she found out Favre was still questionable; she learned she had to do more. So she decided to kick up the gusts of wind some more. Knowing if nobody can clean off the roof of the Metrodome a leak will appear. After all, we are talking about the streak.

Mother Nature couldn't stand to see Favre on the sideline and his streak of consecutive regular season NFL games start to end at the lowly number of 297. Do you know what could have happened to Favre's legacy? He can't have Lebron James working on improving his legacy while he is sitting on the sideline!

I wonder; if Mother Nature is such a huge Brett Favre fan, does that mean she hates the Vikings? If she was just a Vikings fan, then she would have stopped once the Giants got detoured to Kansas City. Then Eli Manning and crew would have had to wake up in the wee hours of the morning, just so they can go take a flight to the current winter wonderland known as Minnesota. It would have been pretty rough for New York to be at the top of their game with that situation unfolding.

Yet, Mother Nature decided to keep the wind gusting at too tremendous of a speed for the crew to clean off the roof of the Metrodome. By the way, I don't know how you get signed up for that job, but doesn't cleaning off an icy roof on top of a dome sound like a hoot?

Now the Giants will be more rested and ready to play. Not only will they be better, but also the Vikings could be worse off Monday than they would have been Sunday. There is now a better chance that Brett Favre will play. Mother Nature and Brett Favre might be happy about this, but seriously, how many Vikings fans are? Isn't it evident that Tarvaris Jackson would give them a better chance at winning against the Giants than a banged-up version of what used to be Brett Favre?

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