Move Over Thong, There's a New Kid in Town

That's Right, a Thong Replacement, and You Wont Believe Who it Is!

Kris Gaines
The thong has become a staple of many women's wardrobes for the past two decades. Women everywhere wore these tiny things to hide their Visible Pantie Lines, a phrase made popular in Annie Hall, a 1977 comedy classic. In this day and age, we don't need to worry about Visible Pantie Lines (VPL) anymore. All kinds of underwear manufactures everywhere are hopping on the bandwagon and producing various styles and cuts with new technology to prevent these unsightly taboos. The Fashion industry calls these new undies NVPLs, and it may seem silly but the term, and the technology is really catching on. These special panties are made with super light weight fabrics, usually mesh, and the like. They are typically cut by means of heat, so that no seam is required, leaving an edge that is invisible even under the thinest, tightest fitting fabrics. This fancy new NVPL technology is great for those of us who were wearing these styles to ensure our backsides remained smooth and seamless, but what about those of us who simply wear thongs because men like them, they consider them sexier than regular panties?

Thank goodness, with the changing of the times, men's ideas of what is sexy and what is not changes as well, new studies and polls show that a huge amount of men are more prone to be responsive to other styles, such as the boy-short. A lot of women think that the best way to get a guy's attention is to show a lot of skin. This goes for undies too, or does it? Maybe mom had something there, when she said that men like a little mystery. It's true, a lot of men are proven to be more aroused by an attractive woman who is not showing a whole lot of skin, than by one who's in say a, bikini. If you think about it, it makes sense. Men like to fantasize, and it's really no fun when everything they're going to get to see is right out there in the open, there's no mystery there, nothing new to discover. This can go for your underwear as well, think about it, strip poker is no fun unless it takes awhile. Thongs can be comfortable for some, sure, but if you can wear something just as comfortable if not more so, with no pantie line, it doesn't show in your lowest-rise jeans, and it drives your guy twice as wild, why not give it a try?

Twice as wild you say? Yep, Ive asked all of my guy friends, and I've done my fair share of on-line research as well, the boy-short is the new thong. Guys everywhere are signing up for this awesome style because they get to see just enough to want to see more, and girls love it because their rear-ends look awesome and they don't have to buy special pantie liners anymore. The benefits don't stop there, either, a boy-short is seen by some as just another version of the granny-pantie, and maybe it is, but your man is bound to love them, so who cares? They're comfortable, and if you're not wearing a size that's too big they don't ride up at all, you can also get yourself some laser cut mesh ones for under those tight skirts or your pesky skinny jeans. Another huge plus is your health, according to gynecologists thongs can be harmful in many different ways, from yeast infections, to lacerations. You can even transfer nasty infections on that itty-bitty string from your rectum to your hooha, not good. So, the facts don't lie. Boy-shorts, are generally more comfortable, healthier, offer more coverage when you need it, and all the guys love em. Don't believe me? Look around, ask your boyfriend or husband, ask some guy at work. Your bound to run into some thong-supporters but you'll be pleasantly surprised how many guys are voting boy-short this year.

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  • Tara Darity2/8/2010

    great article. heading out to buy some boy shorts!!

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