Movie Reviews in Haiku

Will T.
ABOUT SCHMIDT

If you found Kathy

Bates scary in Misery,

Watch the hot tub scene.

AMERICAN WEDDING

Awful. Missing in

Action are half of the cast

And all of the plot.

ANCHORMAN

Will Ferrell, we do

Forgive you for making Night

At the Roxbury .

AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS

Eighty days seems like

A long time until you try

To sit through this film.

CHASING LIBERTY

This movie is so

Bad, it makes leaving Mandy

Seem like a smart move.

DODGEBALL

Just as in the sport,

The pointless violence makes

This film watchable.

JACKASS

I'm afraid it's true.

Sex does sell and violence

Sure can be funny.

KING ARTHUR

I'd rather chew a

Large wad of tin foil and watch

Weekend at Bernie's .

FAHRENHEIT 9/11

It's as funny as

Michael Moore in spandex. And

Twice as disturbing

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