Mr. Muscles

How great of a hussle

You played hard asses in every movie

Yet you still can't prove yourself to be groovy

Commando, Terminator, Predator

You my friend fail as a creditor

Not only do you have muscles the size of my head

Your skin is so brown it looks like banana bread

You were a body-builder for some time

But now your California's partner in crime

Even Einstein could'nt spell your name

I suppose its more like a guessing game

How did you earn so much fame?

From body-building to movies to your current game

You are making blood come out of my vein

As an actor, you fail

As a governor you're more harmless than a dwarf whale

California is polluted like crazy

And the law is strict about the nasty

Arnold is your name

I bet you were bullied as a kid because you were a bloody shame

That's why you turned out to be a bodybuilder

Now everyone is afraid of you

Your bigger than the capital of Peru

But all in all, I respect you

Even though you are as smart as a machine screw

With your skills you should be a football player

Or better yet, just jump out of our ozone layer

Good luck with your journey

And have fun firing the state attorney!