MTV's "Teen Mom" News: The Daily Amber Portwood Drama Report

Hey, it's been 48 hours without an Amber Portwood story...she's must've been tired y'all... but today we have a few nonsense stories coming from the tabloids straigh outta good ol' Anderson, Indiana. My apologies, I won't hold it against you, Hoosiers...

So Amber went car shopping the other day, and reportedly wanted to buy a $35,000 four year old car. She does know she can get a brand new car for that much, right? Nice to see that MTV paycheck being spent wisely on something sensible. She was at a Dodge dealership, where all the Teen Moms seem to buy their cars (Maci has a Charger, Farrah a Journey, Tyler a Concord, etc.) and she could've just gone over tot he minivans and bought something sensible, or even a nice 4-door. Not the straight outta the ghetto fab, thug life car she supposedly wanted. But again this is Amber, the kind of girl that would put 20" rims on a Dodge Omni.

Then yesterday, Radar Online posted some article about Amber completely losing her shiz over Gary having a new girlfriend, and demon texting him all night until the new girlfriend intervened...yep seems about right.

And finally, since this is truly exhausting, Amber's dad Shawn things Clinton is a swell guy for his daughter since she's a good judge of character, and who cares if the kid had some misdemeanor good times...no biggie...

That doesn't bother me so much, because people make mistakes, but what just slayed me about the article was her father MAKING JOKES about her 'handling herself' and doing a 'little fighting herself'...um what? She is currently charged and awaiting formal charges on felony assault, and you make jokes in the newspaper! Apple/Tree and all that again it seems.

So let's address Orangina's skin for a minute. Wow...that's just TAN. Like whoa...see how much lighter Clinton is in the pic? I'm trying to find a good descriptor for it...but it's just so...so...tan. George Hamilton is even weeping.

And there's your episode of today's WT "Days of Our Lives"...oh, Farrah wants us all to know that there are NO casting changes for Season 3 of teen Mom and they are not glorifying teen pregnancy. Thanks Farrah...