I will tell you a tale of my shoe
Not too close, it's quite a phew
I wore it often now that's true
My wife says, take that off or were through
Not too close, it's quite a phew
I wore it often now that's true
My wife says, take that off or were through
My next tale is of my sock
Worn frequently around the clock
It peeled off solid as a rock
Disappeared one day, found floating in the dock
Published by John Smither
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14 Comments
Post a CommentYea! Good work, John! Fun w/ rhyme & meter... totally enjoyed this. : )
I see you enjoyed this challenge.
Very funny; please don't do it again in Belize. Yes...these were fun.
deedle deedle dumpling my son john went to bed with his stockings on, one shoe off, one shoe on.... First thought that popped in my head. Well done!
John, I'm still trying to figure out is that the the shoe, the sock, or you that was found floating at the dock. Great work there my friend. I love humorous ones like this. I wish I could do them.
Johnny Yuma
Stinky sock poem; now that is cool!
Phew to the socks, yeah to the poem
Oh! the sacrifices we make for our wife.
I love the part where "it peeled off solid as a rock"...look out! So, so funny. I want you to do more of these!
The dog....or the sock fairies? Cute poem, John!!!!!