Musical Tribute to the Princess of Pilfery - Lindsay Lohan
Sung to the tune of, "Swing Low Sweet Chariot"
Oh no, sweet Lindsay Lohan
Judge is gonna put you away
plea yes to all your charges
'cause you'd rather steal than pay
She can't control her urges
mamma didn't teach her too well
it's time to pay the piper
from a crappy eight by ten cell
I looked over yonder and what did I see
Lindsay Lohan stealing my car
a band of policemen chased her down the street
handcuffed her inside of Sid's bar
Oh no, sweet Lindsay Lohan
you have really screwed up your life
Plea yes to all your charges
'fore big Bertha makes you her wife
Published by Deb Martin-Webster
Originally from Pennsylvania, author/artist Deb Martin-Webster and her British husband Pete, currently live on a small farm near the Blue Ridge Mountains in North Carolina. They enjoy the simplicity of their... View profile
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13 Comments
Post a CommentI loved this and actually sang some of it out loud!
Ha ha- she's a mess right now- poor thing; what next with her?
Theirs something attractive about a bad girl! I'd like to have her over for an evening, but I'm afraid that she might steal my family jewels.
Thanks all for putting up with my bit of Lohan levity and Eric, yes, I think she needs Jesus and ALL of his disciple!!
She'll be okay. I have hit bottom many times, gotten out of arrests, well, not all of them. Just makes a girl stronger.
She just needs Jesus. He may not be in the country quite legally, but I hear the man is an incredible litigator.
So well done Deb, thank you...:0)
Great song on the much maligned Lohan. I do think she has hit bottom again.
great match with the tune.
LOL! Quite frankly the only chance she has of saving herself is jail time.