Mustn't Make AC/Yahoo Mad at Me

Linda Louise Johnson
How on earth

did it get to be noon?

I just got started

and it's way too soon

I didn't even read

an item from Michele

or a poem from Nana

so please don't tell

But I can't miss Nancy

and my daily laugh

Or Jenny's heartfelt plea

and then Abby right aft (er)

and Charlotte and Jenn

and Nancy and Shirley

and Sheryl

and Lois

Ali and JP

Maria, Allene

Atlanta and Lee

Donna and Tony

Tresa, Theresa, and gee

It just goes on and on and on,

why next time I look

the morning is gone.

I've got faves by hundreds

and they all write such

good stuff so often

I read too darn much

Adair's got a poem

Jack's got a truth

Dr. Kristi's got a cure

but I need less ruth.

Yes ruthless I must be

wear blinders I better

and not get sucked into

one more word or letter.

No AC/Yahoo don't tempt me

don't make me curious

cause if I don't get

my assignments done

I know you'll be furious.

Published by Linda Louise Johnson

Linda Louise Johnson is an animal lover, crafter and hobbyist, graphic art afficionado and veteran writer. Her work has been featured on Associated Content, Yahoo! News, and eHow as well as in Poetry Garden,...  View profile

If all my hundreds of favorites would just stop writing for one darn second, maybe I could get caught up and send in my assignments on time so AC/Yahoo won't get mad at me. Maybe.

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  • Rachelle Dawson10/15/2010

    Of course, no one ever leaves irrelevant comments on things they didn't bother to read...

  • Rita Oakleaf9/22/2010

    I totally understand. It took me nearly a month to get to this poem because I was so behind in reading. I was without internet for 2 weeks and had nearly 600 articles to read! I haven't published in weeks. I still have 50 unread e-mails. I can't wait to be caught up...but wait, they just keep writing and writing. Darn productive people. Why can't they be slackers like me and publish 1-4 things a month? Haha

  • Keith Jones9/20/2010

    Good one.

  • Verna Hendrickson9/10/2010

    This is so funny. Thank you for my smile.

  • Jennifer Wagner9/9/2010

    I think we all know this feeling! It seems that I have to choose between making money and making people happy with my comments. It's not always easy to choose!

  • Anthony Ventre9/8/2010

    i'm ready for rehab, too.

  • Shelly Barclay9/5/2010

    Haha, I know that feeling.

  • Nancy Miller9/5/2010

    Very clever and true. I hope one of those Nancy's was me!

  • Valerie Ferrari9/3/2010

    This is really great and right on the money. LOL!

  • Shirley A. Mandel9/1/2010

    Oh yes, we AC writers are a busy bunch because we are both reading and writing, And I used to feel sorry for my English teacher because he had to read all those term papers at the end of the semester. We have to read all the time!

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