My 2009 Resolutions, by Miley Cyrus

Ok, OK, she didn't really write these, but I just imagined that perhaps some of these might be going through her mind as we all head into 2009. As the economy sours even further and many of us are having more and more difficult times making ends meet some of us can't help but sit back and be envious, jealous, and angry that a 15 year old, who can't even drive yet, is making more money in a year than most of us will ever see in our entire lives. Hope you enjoy Miley's 2009 resolutions!

10. Take voice and singing lessons and don't depend on the screaming of my fans to drown out my bad singing.

9. Speak to my publicist, Meghan Prophet, and have her set me up for some volunteer gigs so it appears I'm not just sitting back and enjoying the ~$30 million I earned in 2008 without giving something back to the little people.

8. Take classes in "How to Get Along with People" so I'll learn how to shake Disney (the hand that has fed me) off in a politically correct manner and move on to bigger and better things.

7. Have the Impossible Mission Force create a look alike mask of Emily Osment (my friend Lilly Truscott on Hannah Montana) so the next time I have some half-nude or risqué photos go around the 'Net, SHE will get blamed!! Lol

6. Learn how to kiss better. (Ask Dad to get me a subscription to Cosmo for my 17^th birthday or sneak the copies he has under his mattress)

5. Don't drink from any more bottles of ketchup in front of millions of people on TV

4. Take a good look at Dad's career to make sure his career isn't going to get bigger than mine. Keep my foot down on him.

3. Go on two tours and double the income I made on "Best of Both Worlds"

2. Justin Gaston and I alone for a weekend on a deserted island with only my camera, a tripod, and no Internet.

1. Learn to keep smiling while silently thinking, "make all the jokes you want about me, but I'm still earning millions more a year than you can ever dream of....."