My $32 Million Dollar Day Including a Message from Madame Nyagu

What a day! Has my luck changed or what! First I get a message from Madame Nyagu, who sought me out because I'm such a trustworthy person and she needs me to assist her in retrieving a box of money from Abidjan, whereever that is. Twelve million dollars to be exact! Just sitting in a metal box in Abitjar! All I have to do, trustworthy lady that I am, is find a safe place to send the money "for onward lodgment to my account," send some private information to a security company, and they will send me the box from Abetjam! And I get to keep a "percentage of which we will chat on soon." This lady is the widow of a deceased former minister of finance whose brothers have taken everything from her but her underwear, but luckily they don't know about the $12 million dollars that she had the presence of mind right in the middle of her grief to ship to a security company in Abetcha. Well woo and hoo Madame Nyagu, you can count on trusty old me to help brighten the dark days of your tragic widowhood.

My $20 Million Dollar Inheritance.

Then, the same day, I get another very formal email from some law firm that is holding $20 million I just inherited from a completely unknown relative! How lucky is that???? Even though I don't quite remember Uncle Bigbucks, he sure remembers me. All I have to do is give my bank account number to the law firm of Stuffshirt, Pompous & Screwyou, Inc., and all $20 million will be deposited to my account post haste, and fast too. Hah! I'm not even going to tell my brother.

My $32 Million Dollar Day - Will It Change My Life?

Not one iota. I will still be the humble, unprepossessing person I have always been. Gentle and kind and generous to a fault. I will even continue to write AC/Yahoo articles willynilly and donate my $20 a month performance payment to charity. I don't think I should give away much of the $32 million though, because some people are just not good money managers, and could be ruined by such largess.

Don't Ask For A Cent, Much Less A Million, Fellow AC Contributors

I just hope my fellow AC/Yahoo contributors don't start badgering me with pitiful requests for money for their starving children, or to buy hubby an artificial limb so he can resume his baseball career, or get Mom a Pacemaker, or even a vacuum cleaner so she won't have to beat the rugs. No, don't even think about it, no matter how dire your situation. There must be some reason Madame Nyagu did not think you were trustworthy enough to handle big money like this, and I trust her instincts. Even your rich uncle didn't leave you a dime, so why should I?

My $12 Million Dollar Message Exactly as Received Minus Madame Nyagu's Email Address Because I Don't Want You Bugging Her

"My name is Madam Nenita Alberto Nyagu. A complete citizen of the Philippines, widow to the late former minister of finance in Philippine who died on 15th of May 2002.My husband fell sick and he was flown to France for treatment but later died of ulcer and he has been buried.

I inherited a total sum of 12 million dollars from my late husband; this money which is concealed in a metallic trunk box is deposited with a security and finance company here in Philippine. Due to the instruction I laid down before I deposited the box, that I needed maximum security/safety of my consignment and no body nor government organization can trace the where about of the box until I am ready and prepare to claim it.

For this reason the security company used their diplomatic means to send the box out of Philippines to ABIDJAN in where they have their affiliate offices. This deposit was coded under a secret arrangement as a family treasure. Thi! s means that the security company does not know the content of this trunk box that was sent from Philippine to ABIDJAN under a diplomatic coverage for safe keeping.

My main purpose of sending you this mail is because of the way I found you and perhaps trustworthy to give you this priority of shipping the box of money to any Address that you think is very secure and save in your country with your percentage of which we shall chat on soon.

In fact, since the death of my husband, his brothers has been seriously chasing me around with
Constant treats, trying to suppress me so that they might have the documents of his landed properties and confiscate them. They have successfully collected all his properties, yet they never stopped there, they told me to surrender all bank account of my late husband, which I did, but I never disclose to them this deposit with the security company in ABIDJAN, because this is where my future and destiny lies ! upon.

The family of my late husband never aware of the se cret existence of this deposit which I
Made with the security company and they can never be aware of it. Out of fear of my late husbands family, and when the situation becomes uncontrollable because of pressure on me from the Government of the Philippines, I decide to look for a trustworthy person who could assist me retrieve this box of money from the security company for onward lodgment into his account for the purpose of future investment. Consider my situation as a widow and come to my rescue.

There is need for urgent action because I'm paying $100 dollars per day as a demurrage to the security company for safe keeping this consignment. As soon as I hear from you I will give you the contact of the security company for you to contact them now and give them your safe address for the immediate shipment of the box to commence today. I will send you the Authorization Certificate to call them in my next mail which is the Certificate of deposit that they gav! e me on the very day when the box of money was deposited under their company. I give thanks immensely for your co-operation as I look forward to hear from you soon.

Please reply me to my private email for more information madamenyagu@youthinkImtellingyou?
All the best,
Madam Nenita Alberto Nyagu"

Note: I am well aware that "$32 million dollars" contains a redundancy, in that either the dollar sign or the word "dollars" is unnecessary; however, as you may have noticed, rich people can do anything they want including being redundant.