My Bald Spot - a Kodiak Moment
Non-sence Poem
I have this bald spot on my head
Bigger than a quarter, smaller than a loaf of bread.
I will go to Kodiak Island and wrestle a bear
And use the tip of its tail in place of my hair.
Bigger than a quarter, smaller than a loaf of bread.
I will go to Kodiak Island and wrestle a bear
And use the tip of its tail in place of my hair.
He can afford it.
It won't hurt very much.
Or hamper his fishing
Or make him less tough.
I like the idea of a
Short tailed Kodiak bear.
I'll throw him, a salmon
And shave off some hair.
Published by Stephen Joltin
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23 Comments
Post a CommentYou are such a nut! this is so cute, and I love the bald spot being smaller than a loaf of bread, geesh you would certainly have a big head if it were that big!
Still laughing at this too!
heeheheheheeh I love this one!
cute
hee hee you are so funny!
Big smile
that made me smile too.
thanks for the big smile I have on my face this morning..
you nut that is hysterical!
Cute