My Belly Button Goes Ding Dong

He drew me in a funny way

I've got three eyes and quite the nose

I guess that's just the way it goes

I'm sure he laughed with my long arms

That drag the ground and scare the worms

But my four legs and giant feet

Can with an elephant compete!

My ears are huge, my hair is gone

My belly button goes Ding Dong

My elbows squeak, I have a tail

I don't look like a normal male.

I heard you snort, a chuckle loud,

But don't be quick to feel so proud.

I have a mirror, yes I do,

Oh see what he has done to you!