My Favorite Riddles for Halloween

Hidden not too deeply inside me is an 8-year-old kid who just loves riddles and wordplay. And Halloween is a great time for riddles! I didn't make these up and I have no idea who did, but here are some Halloween riddles I think are just too great not to share:

Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A. No, they eat the fingers separately.

Q. What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A. Boo-boos

Q. Why do witches use brooms to fly?
A. Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

Q. What's a ghoul's favorite flavor?
A. Lemon-Slime

Q. What's a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A. A blood vessel

Q. Why did the vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
A. He heard it had great circulation.

Q.Why do mummies make great employees?
A. They get so wrapped up in their work.

Q. Why don't mummies have many friends?
A. They're so wrapped up in themselves.

Q. Why don't skeletons go out on the town?
A. They don't have any body to go out with.

Happy Halloween!