My First Attempt to Donate Plasma - Part IV

In Search of the Satisfaction of Helping Others and . . . Cash - the Regular Donor Evaluation

Lori Wheat
In Part III of "My First Ever Attempt to Donate Plasma," I went through the litany of questions, and I was needlessly concerned that my vegetarianism would be a problem. That I didn't eat meat was okay with them, and they sent me to the lobby to read the information in the binder.

ZLB Plasma Services - The Regular Donor Evaluation

I picked up the binder and began reading. I learned that a person can donate plasma two times per week. After reading through a lot of information including disclosures and consent forms, my name was called again.

A medical technician asked me to lay my fingers under a special light, and they marked on of my fingernails with a special marker. They explained that this was so I could not go to other plasma centers to donate.

I was directed into a different evaluation room where there was a stool and a scale. I was asked to verify my name, address, and telephone number, which I had just given them in Room #1. I stood on the scale. My weight was recorded.

The tech pricked the end of my finger with a needle. Blood was drawn and put into a machine to test my protein and iron levels, among other things. My blood pressure was taken and recorded.

They handed me a thermometer and told me to place it under my tongue. They explained that if my temperature was too high, I would be "deferred" for the day. Being deferred meant I would not be allowed to donate plasma that day and I would receive no pay. They would only take my temperature once - "no retakes" they stated resolutely.

"And your temperature is 99.7 degrees, which is too high," the tech stated, "you are being deferred for today, but you can come back tomorrow."

I couldn't believe I had a temperature. I felt fine. I wondered if their machine was working correctly or if the tech had somehow misread it. Not wanting to be argumentative, I simply said, "okay, thanks."

As I walked out, I gingerly held the cotton ball against my pricked finger to stop the bleeding. Too bad they hadn't taken my temperature before all of that.

I felt silly that I had wasted about two hours of my day, including traveling time. If a plasma center is a place where they receive the downtrodden of society, then I apparently did not make the cut - at least not that day.

Published by Lori Wheat

Lori Wheat is a progressive, reformed attorney turned freelance writer, gardener, and property manager. She lives with her wonderful husband and adopted greyhound dog in Norman, Oklahoma.  View profile

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  • ZLB SUcker7/30/2009

    Way to draw out your story about nothing into 5 separate posts, complete with a two-line finale.

  • Jody9/18/2007

    You're really building up the suspense! lol

  • Aktiv8 F89/7/2007

    Very interesting! I have heard of people that have donated however i have never known the process.

  • Branwen669/6/2007

    Looking forward to the next part!!!

  • Lori Wheat9/4/2007

    Thank you for the comments. I did go back to the plasma center. Parts V through VIII of my plasma donation experience should be published soon, including a description of my actual donation experience.

  • Celeste Parker9/4/2007

    Intresting articles. So will you go back? I'd like to read what happens when you actually donate. I've thought of doing this before.

  • Ada Noll9/4/2007

    :) Long ago I was once a screener... I took many a little needle to a finger.

  • Sophie8/31/2007

    You'd think that they would have paid you for the travel and trouble you went through to get there.
    Sophie

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