My Life on the Denise Richards: It's the Surreal Hogan Knows Survivor

You know how we feel about most reality television. Sure there are some quality shows like Keeping Up with the Kardashians, The Girls Next Door, Farmer Wants a Wife and Pirate Master. But most of the time we find ourselves asking, "Where DO they come up with these ideas???"

Therefore we have decided to put our clever minds to work and come up with our very own reality shows. We have a feeling it's only a matter of time before they're picked up by the major stations.

So here they are ladies and gentleman, Stargazing's Reality Shows of the Not Too Distant Future!

The Real Munsters - Ok so this is sort of copying off of Katie's favorite reality show of all time, The Real Gilligan's Island. But we really feel that they should continue with the old TV shows become new reality shows idea. It's pure brilliance. Think about it, two families living in the scariest house in the neighborhood. Each of them takes on a persona from the hit TV show and the feuding families compete in various challenges. At the end of each episode, there is a sudden death match between the family members portraying a character. Picture this: Eddie versus Eddie, Herman versus Herman, even Marilyn versus Marilyn. Elimination each week involves the line, "Please remove your costume makeup and leave 1313 Mockingbird Lane." Oh, goody!

Lifestyles of the Ice Age Neanderthals - A group of people are dumped in a remote location in Siberia. They must survive using stone tools and hunting and gathering. There will also be animatronic Wooly Mammoths and Saber Tooth Tigers for them to avoid. A spin off of this amaaazing show could be Dinosaurs: Kill or Be Killed where people must survive against animatronic dinosaurs! Come on, who WOULDN'T watch these shows?

Inside Amy Winehouse's Head - From the creators of "The Anna Nicole Smith Show" comes the newest reality show following around your favorite cracked out addict! Can you imagine how fun (and scary) it would be to just follow Amy Winehouse around all the time? (From the safety of your own couch of course.) And after this, a spin off: "Inside Pete Doherty's Head."

Caped Crusaders - Who hasn't secretly dreamed of being a secret crime fighter? Well, dream no more! This show will teach its contestants intense fighting moves and how to disarm their villianous opponents. It will also have them create their very own superhero name and costume. The final test? Putting them out on the mean streets and having them foil robberies, muggings, and more!

Candid Camera: Diva Edition - What could be more fun than watching what people like Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera do when they think the public is not watching? A regular reality show starring any of these people would be boring, cause you know they'd lie and act fake nice. What we want is the real deal... a hidden camera capturing their every move. You know that J-Lo is a huge biatch in real life. Just once we'd like to see her order her housekeeper to pick up carpet lint with her fingers or cut each individual blade of grass with pinking shears. Classic.

Who Wants to Date a Celebrity? - But not just any celebrity... say someone like George Clooney. But the catch is, it's not real people vying to win his affections, it's other unmarried celebs! Wouldn't you tune in to see people like Jennifer Aniston, Renee Zellweger and Denise Richards compete against each other to win the love of another celeb? This is almost too good to be true!