(and you too Yahoo)
I have duties it's true.
Busy I get, write about pets
and spelling and such
but sometimes it's too much
and my muse, not enthused,
will shriek and complain
and be one big pain
crying out with drama
"who do you think I am a
writer of exposition,
an expert in diction?
Not so! My words flow
when I write from my heart
stay true to my art
Not so rarely be literary
so seldom poetic
that it's pathetic."
I just say hey, you gotta pay
your dues my dear muse
don't be a diva, a big prima donna,
write stuff whether or not you wanna!
Those up front fees
that come from AC
pay for lunches, gym crunches
the gas in my tank
so AC I thank
and you too
Yahoo!
Published by Linda Louise Johnson
Linda Louise Johnson is an animal lover, crafter and hobbyist, graphic art afficionado and veteran writer. Her work has been featured on Associated Content, Yahoo! News, and eHow as well as in Poetry Garden,... View profile
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38 Comments
Post a CommentFunny. I also loved Sheryl Young's comment
"write stuff whether or not you wanna!" made my day. Great poem.
Served you well this time:)
Very cute!
Upront fees??? Haven't seen that in a while:)
Great fun and a bit o' truth!
Cute.
Very clever.
Very cute.
Getting ready to dump your muse? Check out my new company, Muse Service.com...LOL.