My Muse Doesn't Want to Pay Her Dues

Linda Louise Johnson
You see on AC

(and you too Yahoo)

I have duties it's true.

Busy I get, write about pets

and spelling and such

but sometimes it's too much

and my muse, not enthused,

will shriek and complain

and be one big pain

crying out with drama

"who do you think I am a

writer of exposition,

an expert in diction?

Not so! My words flow

when I write from my heart

stay true to my art

Not so rarely be literary

so seldom poetic

that it's pathetic."

I just say hey, you gotta pay

your dues my dear muse

don't be a diva, a big prima donna,

write stuff whether or not you wanna!

Those up front fees

that come from AC

pay for lunches, gym crunches

the gas in my tank

so AC I thank

and you too

Yahoo!

Published by Linda Louise Johnson

Linda Louise Johnson is an animal lover, crafter and hobbyist, graphic art afficionado and veteran writer. Her work has been featured on Associated Content, Yahoo! News, and eHow as well as in Poetry Garden,...  View profile

My muse, not enthused, will sometimes complain about the pain of writing and writing all day and nighting-- and taking assignments that are sorta confinements.

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  • J P Whickson1/12/2011

    Funny. I also loved Sheryl Young's comment

  • Renaissance Woman12/24/2010

    "write stuff whether or not you wanna!" made my day. Great poem.

  • Sheri Fresonke Harper11/19/2010

    Served you well this time:)

  • Sandy James11/10/2010

    Very cute!

  • Marie Lowe11/7/2010

    Upront fees??? Haven't seen that in a while:)

  • Ruth Cox aka abitosunshine11/5/2010

    Great fun and a bit o' truth!

  • Lois Lunsford11/5/2010

    Cute.

  • Tony Payne11/5/2010

    Very clever.

  • Bethany R. Marsh11/4/2010

    Very cute.

  • Sheryl Young11/4/2010

    Getting ready to dump your muse? Check out my new company, Muse Service.com...LOL.

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