My Mysterious Article

Today must count as some kind of a record for me; I've published 7 articles on AC so far. This one, if successful will bring the total to 8. However of the 7 only 2 of them have any word content other than a title.
Why this is so is a matter for much speculation.

Dee asked if the invisible articles were about alien abduction whilst Janet reported feeing like a lab rat after trying to run around to read about 3 or 4 of them. Michael Segers asked if AC were trying to tell me something and Nut appeared to agree with Janet who said, "you say it best when you say nothing at all". Nut said, "WOW, it's a new record in writing!".
So you are probably wondering what the initial d*** article was about.

I was trying to talk about which of my articles and topics got the most hits and then to inform my readers about requests for articles that people have now asked me to write for AC. Does this sound particularly insidious, subversive or apocalyptic?
I've written about all kinds of things on here after all.

I'm wondering if anything can be inferred from the suggested reading that AC has decided might make a good adjunct to accompany the invisible articles. A range of suggested reading is recommended with varied topics such as 'Talking to your children about sex,', belts being way too tight, plastic surgery, sex offender registers, child trafficking, Nintendo games, Laura Bush's intention to write a children's book, Australian prisoners in Bali, sex toys, colds, yahoo plugins, herbs, chocolate lovers and cervical vaccines. None of those seem close to the things I was writing about so perhaps I blew out the brains of the keyword system. AC did mention site maintenance today and I'm unsure whether it's my eyes, a computer glitch or there is indeed a new font now in use on the site.

Dare I go and paste into here some of the topics I have been asked to write about? Here goes:
Abandonment (that's a 'biggie'),
Guaranteed methods of astral travel,
More about astral sex,
One of my sisters asked me to write about her relationship with another sister and left me an envelope of 'stuff' to aid in my research though I might be more inclined to one day write a whole book called 'My Toxic Family' or 'My Family is Definitely More Dysfunctional than Yours' or 'The History of Sexual Abuse in my Family' who, despite all this are all still very closely knitted together,
Then there's how to not make money on the internet whilst spending all day and night at your computer, and
Germaine Greer's conclusions about the emotional health of Australian Aboriginal men.

Articles I'm currently soon planning to write include one about Tantra, another about being struck by lightning, my grand daughter's 1^st cognitive lesson about Aboriginal politics, another called "Please Sir Can I have a Little Less", another about climate change and the issue of decentralization and perhaps another about people who have been killed by the wild animals they were studying. Ah - and not to forget my still incomplete article about CHOCOLATE.

Keep posted.