My Pants Are Too Tight
My pants are too tight.
I need to lose weight.
My body is telling me
I'm so out of shape.
My pants are too tight.
I can just barely breathe.
I'm about to pass wind.
Would you please kindly leave.
My pants are too tight.
My belt won't unbuckle.
I'm panicking now.
I'm ready to call uncle.
My pants are too tight.
I can hardly move about.
My button just popped off.
No time to whine or pout.
I'm finally able to take off my pants.
No more fat food for me.
I've been given another chance.
I need to lose weight.
My body is telling me
I'm so out of shape.
My pants are too tight.
I can just barely breathe.
I'm about to pass wind.
Would you please kindly leave.
My pants are too tight.
My belt won't unbuckle.
I'm panicking now.
I'm ready to call uncle.
My pants are too tight.
I can hardly move about.
My button just popped off.
No time to whine or pout.
I'm finally able to take off my pants.
No more fat food for me.
I've been given another chance.
Published by Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm... View profile
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4 Comments
Post a CommentNice write.
ROFL! someone's got a wedgie! *points* :-p jk good one!
Haha! Another good one
well written - thank you