My Plans for Honoring National Breast Cancer Awareness Month

When is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month? It's in October. Know what else is in October? The World Series. as a dude who is also a sports fan, I'm not ashamed to say that I have more of a vested interest in Breast Cancer Awareness than a bunch of baseball match ups that I've already seen in the regular season. I'm looking forward to providing my services to all those who may need it.

Here's what I plan on doing: I'll be offering up an opportunity for women of all shapes, sizes and creeds, to get a free amateur check up. No questions asked, no eye contact if that makes your feel more comfortable, and no hidden fees. Doesn't matter if there big, small, lopsided or pointy. I don't discriminate when it comes to helping people out.

Now, some of you are probably all offended by the previous paragraph, and are ready to unleash a a very ignorant, and hate filled rant in the comment section because of it. That's understandable. You feel that way because there are a lot of dirty, impure thoughts running through your head after reading said paragraph.

truth is, it would make a whole lot more sense for me to be offended by your assumptions. This isn't the case of some random dude walking around, being all sleazy by feeling up on a bunch of women all day. that wouldn't be helpful at all. If I were to do that, ladies, you would probably pull out mace, reach for the crowbar you have tucked away in your moderately large purse, or punt me in the man region while screaming for help.

There's one important thing factoring into that scenario being very wrong on a lot of levels. If I were to do that, any and all abuse that is bound to rain down upon my person, would indeed by justified. Invasion of ones personal space should be a federal offense. If it is, than that's cool. If not, than somebody needs to pulls some strings and make it so.

What I want to do is much different. By informing women that October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I hope to get them thinking about either going to their doctor for a check up, giving themselves one, or going to a big strong(and very respectful to the opposite sex) man like myself for assistance.

The choice is your to make, ladies. This gesture is, whether you want to believe it or not, out of concern for your well being. I'll be doing my part to spread awareness throughout the entire month. It's for a good cause y'know.