My Quest to Bring Back the Drive-In Theater

Going to the multiplex is usually a fun experience, but I've become desensitized to the modest joys of the indoor movie theater. I've only been to a drive-in theater once. I loathed the film that was showing, but I still came away with the impression that drive-ins blow multiplexes out of the water. Here is the short version of this article...drive-in theaters rule! Here is the actual article, which is much less articulate.

B-movie cognoscente Joe Bob Briggs has touted the charms of drive-ins for years (check out his website at the bottom of this page). I recently decided to join his mission to resurrect one of America's most treasured pastimes. The first drive-ins cropped up in the early 1930's. They didn't really catch on until the 50's. In the early 60's, there were over 4,000 drive-in theaters scattered throughout the United States. Today, there are less than 50. Most people who have been to a drive-in will tell you that the establishment is preferable to a multiplex. So why did drive-ins go extinct? I don't know!

Weather permitting, I would much rather watch a movie under the stars, as opposed to making a trek to my local multiplex. For one thing, chatty teenagers and wailing babies are not a problem. If you're the parent of a little one, you can go see a movie without worrying about bothering your fellow moviegoers. You also don't have to worry about finding a babysitter. Drive-ins have started using radio stations to transmit audio into your vehicle, so you can crank it up as loud as you want.

It's no secret that the cinema will cost you an arm and a leg (and maybe a few dollars). Who wants to spend $10 on popcorn and a drink? It makes more sense to sneak your own snacks into the theater. Yes, I've broken the law on a few occasions. At a drive-in theater, prices are much more reasonable. Plus, you can actually eat a meal. Candy is dandy, but if I'm going to spend $2-$3 on anything that will wind up in my stomach, it's going to be more filling than a skittle.

Granted, I wouldn't be the first in line to go to a drive-in on a drafty December night. Indoor heating does have its advantages, y'know. But why can't indoor and outdoor theaters coexist? Why can't the ratio of multiplexes to drive-ins be a little more equitable? It would certainly cost less to operate a drive-in theater. You don't have as many employees to pay, and there is no building to maintain. Business is guaranteed if the quality is there. That brings me to my next talking point.

At some point in my life, I would love to build and operate a drive-in movie theater. Someone has to step up and ignite a trend. If more drive-ins existed, I believe that people would go to them. Some could be seasonal; others could be year-round. There is no reason why I shouldn't have a choice between seeing the latest blockbusters inside or outside. Technically, I do have a choice, but the nearest drive-in is an hour away.

If you're a like-minded individual, then spread the word! Implore your city council about the possibility of erecting a drive-in theater in your town. Create a petition or form an online group. I'm going to do my part. The upheaval has been set into motion by the publication of this piece. I'm sure that the President will mention it during his next speech.