My Top 10 New Year's Resolutions for 2010

The resolving of things for the New Year, especially as it marks the beginning of a new decade is a serious business. I will, therefore dispense with my usual unusually witty and insightful banter and simply present my top 10 New Year resolutions for 2010.

They are as follows:

1.
I will win either a multi million-dollar, or multi state lottery and be the sole winner of
the associated Grand Prize. I will simultaneously, and anonymously donate the
winnings to the secondary ticket holder;

2.
I will complete a final draft of a world class novel that establishes a unique and
heretofore undefined genre that will become a fundamental cornerstone of literature.
I will deposit my work in a location that is not to be opened for at least 350 years or
the collapse of western society - whichever comes first;

3.
I will discover, catalogue, and name at least one new species of flora from the Pacific
Northwest, and submit my work anonymously to the appropriate scientific journal for
publication;

4.
I will discover, catalogue, and name at least one new species of fauna from the
Pacific Northwest, and submit my work anonymously to the appropriate scientific
journal for publication;

5.
I will personally be responsible for the development and implementation of a
revolutionary form of production that affords every individual the ability to
produce, store and sell energy for either personal or commercial use without
regulation in an open market environment. I will accept neither credit, nor
remuneration for what will become the energy standard for humanity worldwide;

6.
I will become enlightened to the extent that I am able to ascend to the
transcendental meditative state of Samadhi, and acknowledge the ability
to no one but myself;

7.
I will develop and share the concepts that bring resolution to numerous and
manifold social conflicts, and accept no personal credit;

8.
I will define the benchmarks in human cognitive development that give rise to
abnormal psychological behavior, and establish preventative therapies that
effectively eliminate adult criminal behavior;

9.
I will create music and sound that is psychologically, physically, and spiritually
communicative in ways never before experienced by modern man;

10.
I will cradle my conscious mind in true, Universal, unconditional love.

These are My Top 10 New Years Resolutions for 2010. I welcome your feedback.