My Top 10 New Years Resolutions for Britney Spears

If I could make New Years Resolutions for anyone in the world, I'd make them for Britney Spears. I used to feel bad for her, but heck, this is one train-wreck momma coming down the tracks full speed ahead! I don't feel bad for her anymore -- I feel bad for her two young sons who have to grow up with such a mess of a mother.

Here are my top 10 New Years Resolutions for Britney Spears

Britney Spears New Years Resolution #10
Hire a Driver: Hey Britney, with all the money that you make, you should be able to easily fit the cost of a private limo and driver into your budget. Maybe that would help you stay away from problems running red lights and driving over reporters' feet.

Britney Spears New Years Resolution #9
Hire a PR Rep. If you don't already have one, hire one! If you do have one, fire them because you're making it impossible for them to do any type of damage control, and get someone new!

Britney Spears New Years Resolution #8
The press follows you everywhere. I hate to break it to you, but it's only because you're making such a fool of yourself. Don't take them following you to be a compliment. Recognize that it's a slam.

Britney Spears New Years Resolution #7
Use the press like they use you. Get your behavior in check and start scheduling times for the press to photograph you in flattering situations. Start doing something positive and let them help you polish up that "ooops" image you've created Ms. Spears.

Britney Spears New Years Resolution #6
Learn how to choose better, eh, uh, friends, husbands, and everything else. Honestly many of your choices have been awful, Britney Spears. Learn how to make better choices. Get counseling if you need it, but work on it.

Britney Spears New Years Resolution #5
Oops I did it again. That's supposed to be the line in your song, not the mantra for how you live your life. You have the ability to improve your life, for you and your sons. So do it.

Britney Spears New Years Resolution #4
Stop Drinking and Partying. Look around you. Not everyone wants to see your hoochie when you get out of the car. Ask yourself if you'd like your sons' to see THOSE pictures of you in about 20 years. Nope? Well then DO something to change it.

Britney Spears New Years Resolution #3
Stop feeling so darned sorry for yourself. Sure life is tough. You're divorced, you've got kids. Ask any single mom who's raised kids alone, and without nearly the money that you have to hire help.

Britney Spears New Years Resolution #2
Clean up your act and be a Mom! You've got two young kids and they're depending on you. Don't make them hate the fact that their mom was THAT Britney Spears.

Britney Spears New Years Resolution #1
Grow Up Already! You're not a kid, you're a spoiled brat who can't seem to make a decent decision. Britney Spears, you're too old to play the "poor me" routine and cast blame for your stupid choices on anyone but yourself. Get a grip and grow up.